Rant time!!!!!
Sooooooo I hope someone learned a lesson on waiting to the last min.  Starting Mon night on a project due Tue - spent the entire weekend playing slap and tickle with his friends.  Yah, no sympathy here, took my diet out on him.  Felt good


Kool-Aid day 2:
Hungry this morning - hopefully the paint dried.
Went with the V shake again, more strawberries and some ice for texture.
NOPE still not so good.

not much snacking today - water water water

Lunch - tried V with cinnamon.  BREAK THROUGH! almost tolerable.
Can I survive the Cinnamon Challenge? hmmm

As seen on my phone today:
"Ok I won't ever ask this again but
because you are drinking the same
antifreeze I am. Define what you meant by
loose stool?  Pasty or runny?"
Cinnamon shake shot out my nose ...


Kool-Aid day 3
MR off the wagon today - not feeling good.
Mixture of virus on who knows what.
I suffered through my day drinking and snacking.
Our normal Wed pick up the dinner is Westshore Pizza.
Not on my diet, Amy, MR daughter, met us at Tates.
Kids had pasta dishes, Lily chowing a giant turkey sandwich while humming "yum yum yum".
I had a salad and plain wings - not bad.

Kool-Aid day 4
Well, I feel like I let the whole team down...
No, I did not cheat, just realized I needed to blog some.
MR is still under the weather and off the wagon.

I can say - less hungry today.  That is a good sign

Kool-Aid day 1  - I like orange.
Today is the first day of my life gluten free/soy free/lactose free and hey lets throw in no caffeine just for giggles.- or Drinking the Kool-Aid.  If you don't get that reference, GET OUT NOW!

Actually I am lucky.  I will be traveling the Kool-Aid highway with my girlfriend.  Not sure if she will survive this.  Might have to eat her ;-)......  just a bit hungry.

This might be a good time to talk about
The Last Supper:
Sonny's baby back ribs
2 slices of turtle pie
Tried to eat all of MR's peanut M&Ms - not like she can eat them
Yah - I ATE.  mmmmm yummy pie (I like pie)
Topped it all off with a big glass of coke.
Felt like crap all night but it was worth it.

Breakfast - a delicious glass of vanilla protein shake.
You know delicious  - like licking a freshly painted wall.
Application of 4 strawberries added a nice pink color to my cup of paint.

cauliflower, broccoli, nuts, water
cauliflower, broccoli, nuts, water
cauliflower, broccoli, nuts, water
rinse and repeat

Lunch - decided to change it up and go chocolate
Rather have Lily lick my eyeball.....

cauliflower, broccoli, nuts, water
cauliflower, broccoli, nuts, water
cauliflower, broccoli, nuts, water
rinse and repeat

DINNER - a real meal
Pork roast with onions and brussel sprouts
YUMMY - I love food

Nice long walk with MR to end the day.
Really - day one not so bad

Intro:
I will confess, I am not much of a writer. A few amusing quips here and there.  Things that make me chuckle.  That about sums up my extensive writing profile.  But hey, what the hell.... I am going to take a run at this blogging crap.  This is more for me then for you, but should be good for a chuckle.

Warning:
I am pre-deposed to bouts of instant foul language.  Let's call it Writers Tourette Syndrome or WTS for short.  Also let's consider reading this Blog like Fight Club - First Rule of Fight Club is you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.  All subjects are open and finger pointing will happen.  No Pics = didn't happen, tough SHIT.  If I say it, it happened...in my mind at least.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT - DON'T READ IT.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!